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  Always on the receiving end of Melody's pranks, Ocher is feeling a little down.  Ivory offers some helpful counseling in the form of a free fuck.  Unfortunately for Ocher, he is about to become the butt of the joke again, no pun intended.

  Stopping by Melody's to offer her fur-trimming services, Belle is mistaken as an employee by a new customer.  Opening his mouth before engaging his brain, the customer gives voice to his thoughts about this "new girl", and soon realizes he's lucky to be able to leave under his own power. 

  Going to the post office to drop off some letters, Ebony realizes she needs some stamps.  Stepping up to the desk, she encounters her friend Echo.  Asking her friend if she likes her new job at the post office, Ebony is shocked to hear her friend's opinion.
  Hearing that Ivory has just gotten some new sex toys, Trixie decides to stop off at her housemate's room and ask her permission to try them out.  Ivory lies, telling Trixie that she returned the toys.  Trixie leaves, a little bummed out, just as Ivory realizes she can't keep her stash "hidden" anymore.  Special full-color comic.
  Ever the culinary scientist, Dixie is busy cooking up a special dish for her friend Viper and his staff.  Trixie, unable to contain her curiosity, tries to sample the food, and realizes it might be too hot for her to handle.  Special comic inked by James M. Hardiman.

  A returning customer decides he wants to try something a little more exotic, and chooses Sugar as his partner.  The surprised feline admits she doesn't work at the brothel, and suggests someone of his size might want a partner who's a little more accommodating.  Much to his dismay, he soon finds that even a stallion of his proportions might not be enough to please the size queen.

  Ever the diligent worker, Echo is asked by her boss if she'd be interested in working in a new department.  Elated with the promotion, and her head full of disturbing images of her new "office", Echo's joy soon turns to boredom as she realizes her mistake.
  It's Hallowe'en, and the girls at Melody's are just about to play some party games when Ivory complains that some of the party-goers may have certain "advantages" over others.  Devising a new game, Ivory is startled, again, to learn the rules are still not in her favor.

  While relaxing at his nightclub, Viper soon learns he has been the object of a certain customer's attention for quite awhile.  Getting a little too frisky, the sultry feline makes the mistake of engaging in tactile foreplay, something you really shouldn't do with an alligator.  Especially if it means rubbing his belly...

  Offering to follow the new employee home, Spice is secretly hoping for a chance to get to know her on a more "personal" level.  She soon learns, however, that some lines are not to be crossed, especially if Tabitha's home decor is any indication.

  It seems the entire town is buzzing with the news of a visiting celebrity!  But Ocher is less than impressed with the reputation and character of the big-name guest, and doesn't hesitate to ridicule the visitor.  Alas, he learns too late that his actions may have been very unwise...

  Ebony happens upon someone she's never seen in town before, and decides to strike up a conversation with the badger.  She soon discovers the visitor has been busy job-hunting, and has had less-than-stellar luck thus far.  Ever the helpful one, Ebony offers her advice.

  Trixie awakes to find out she's in a bit of a mess.  Her housemates offer little in the way of assistance or compassion, much to her chagrin.  There's a lesson to be learned here: when your customer happens to be Trigger Malone, it's often wise to make sure he pulls out in time, especially if he's in the mood for anal!

  It seems a certain lost archeology professor stumbled into the Snake Pit, only to realize, too late, that he may not have made the best choice for a place to get a refreshing drink.  Fans of the Indiana Jones movies (Des is a big fan) will get this reference.  For everyone else, go see one of the films!  Originally intended to be a print.

  Uh-oh!  It looks like Dixie might've drunk a little too much (why do they make those cups so damn big?).  Stepping into a nearby shop, her sister Trixie asks the manager if her sis can use the restroom, but she is greeted with hostility.  Unable to wait any longer, Dixie decides to take care of the problem in her own way...

  Melody, Trixie and Ebony soon realize that a game such as "Scrabble" might be a bit too advanced for someone like Ivory.  Now the question is, should they keep playing?  Or should they put the game away and find something more along Ivory's speed, like "Chutes and Ladders" or "Candyland"?

  It seems some hip gangsta-wannabe has made the (potentially) fatal mistake of shopping for his sweetheart at the Cathouse.  To add insult to upcoming injury, he makes the unfortunate mistake of asking Sugar for a discount.  Sadly, for him, her sister happens to be just a few aisles away... 

     Whomever said "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" obviously never met Ivory.  To her, work and play are often indistinguishable from one another.  It's only when Melody starts doing the monthly paperwork that Ivory's inability to separate the two becomes readily apparent.

     It's Hallowe'en, and the girls of Melody's are once again holding their annual trick-or-treat candy contest.  The one with the biggest bag of candy at the end of the night wins, and Trixie is ready to claim her prize.  She appears to be the winner this year, or at least until some of the other girls see Echo's haul for the night...
 

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"By The Tail" and all related characters are (C)2004 by James M. Hardiman.  All artwork, unless otherwise noted, by Desiree Lee.